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Flying
A Funny Story for Kids or anyone Young at Heart.
Flying without a plane?
Oh, you want to try it too? But, wait...I think you'll need a "bumpershoot" and it probably should be navy blue. I have heard that bumpershoot is fancy way of saying umbrella. Before you try, read my story first.
Growing up on a farm in Norway was and still is quite different than living in the city. All the farm animals were my friends, but Anna, my horse, Polly, the chicken and my dog, Daisy, were my favorites. Photo by Martin Tanner Go to Martins web site and check out his awesome designs Martin Tanner Design UK
My little friends and I had wide open spaces where we could run and play.

We had lots of hiding places in the woods to play cowboys and Indians, and hide and go seek.On our farm, I had my own "secret spots" where I picked sweet, wild strawberries, and a huge area where delicious wild raspberries grew. This was a heaven for a little girl who loved sweets.
On a windy day, I saw a lady trying to hold on to her umbrella.
That's all it took and I came up with flying. It was easy for this 10-year-old, since mom had a beautiful navy blue silk umbrella...
The big moment came one sunny afternoon, when I was alone at home on our farm, I located mom's umbrella and I was in business. I just needed a good jump start...
I looked around and .......there it was...DAD'S WOODSHED- aha!!
OH YES, if only I could get on top of dad's woodshed...hum!!!!
I stacked some wooden boxes on top of each other and struggled, while I climbed up while talking to myself - "I can do this".
Finally, I was on the roof. Great! ... OPS - the boxes tumbled down. "Oh well, I wouldn't need them anymore anyway.", I thought to myself.
Soon IT Would Happen!, I could hardly wait.
The Norway sky was a beautiful blue with a few clouds hanging up there with the sun brightly shining on the fjord that sparkled as if it had been sprinkled with diamonds.
Isfjorden, view from the mountains(left)
I noticed birds everywhere happily chirping and flapping their wings. "If birds can fly, so could I", I thought, "since I had my " my plane". I visualized myself floating around up there in the sky playing with the clouds. Oh, how fun! Flying Plane
I looked around - UH-HUH-HUH -It was far down to the ground. I got scared AND had a bubbly, sick feeling in my stomach. BUT WHERE WOULD I GO??It had been easy climbing up - but "the hopping-off-the-roof-part" would be harder.
What would I do since I was alone home, except my dog, Daisy, (left) who was looking at me with approval, wagging her tail.
My horse who was peacefully eating grass. Norwegian Fjord Horse (left) and
Polly, my pet chicken (right), who was eagerly picking nuggets of food around the yard, with the rest of the flock. My animal friends couldn't help me anyway.
My problem was, I needed to get down from the roof!!
I opened mom's pretty umbrella and imagined how much fun it would be floating around in the sky over the mountaintops looking at people, houses and everything. "Sure I would be fine???". Sooo... All of a sudden... I - - - J U M P E D!
Umbrella flying came to a screeching halt when my knees hit the ground. OUCH-OUCH PAIN. - - - -
Mom's beautiful, navy, silk umbrella was history and I ended up with bloody knees and a soar "SEAT OF WISDOM". What is the moral of this story???????? If you want to fly - try a plane, not an umbrella. He-He. Going for a ride with a horse and buggy would be a safer and a lot of fun too.
"Going for a Ride with a Horse and Buggy".Photo by Martin Tanner Martin Tanner Design Martin is an artist and designer. Check out his web site, he does amazing work. He and his son, Rich also created a site for my friends, Sherry and Tony. Tony Chamings is a designer, inventor, engineer, and consultant who holds numerous patents. Visit his very interesting site, which features a NEW EXITING PRODUCT you can't be without. Check it out here...Techzone Innovations Hope you have as much fun reading my flying story as I had "winging" it. COMING SOON...More stories about growing up on the farm in Norway. Stories, such as: Scary Red Eyes in the Mountain Cabin and...
stories about The Doll Dress; Sledding down Wild Norwegian Mountains; Blueberry Factory in the Sheep Barn; The Fox-Cage Doll House; Beautiful Cardboard Shoes; The Secret House; Cherry Berries in Tante Gitta's Garden, and more. What fun for children to read, but maybe the kid in you will enjoy the stories also. - - - Coming soon!
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